BREAKING NEWS: GAME OF THRONES EPISODE FORCES PLANE TO MAKE EMERGENCY LANDING
A plane on route to the San Francisco International Airport tonight had to make an emergency landing when passengers watching pirated versions of the HBO series Game of Thrones began hyperventilating, screaming hysterically, and violently damaging their tray tables. The situation turned more volatile when an airline stewardess unintentionally spoiled the ending of the episode for the captain, after which he stormed out of the cockpit shouting obscenities, forcing his co-pilot to land the plane on his own.
“I’ve never seen something like this before,” said one passenger on the flight. She was sitting next to one of the victims. “One minute, the guy next to me is just watching a show on his laptop, then all of the sudden, he starts shouting ‘No way! No F**king way!’” According to the witness, the man then slammed his laptop shut and violently kicked the chair in front of him. “He just wouldn’t stop screaming. He wouldn’t stop shouting cuss words.”
Another witness reported a similar incident at the front of the plane. “This chick next to me just started freaking out” says Martin Lodge, 39. “She was sobbing and kept saying ‘why, why, why’. At first, I thought maybe her boyfriend had just broken up with her by email or something, but then I heard this guy at the back of the plane yell ‘no way! no f**king way!’ and I knew something was going on. But what really tripped me out was the lady behind me. She started laughing!”
That lady was Angelica George, 32, who says she would have given anything to have had a video camera. “This was one of the most hysterical things I’ve ever seen. I’m a huge Game of Thrones fan and I’ve read the books, so I know exactly what happened in tonight’s episode. I just couldn’t help but laugh at their reactions, especially when the captain ran into the cabin shouting “f**k you George RR Martin!”
After landing, the plane was unloaded quickly and the affected passengers and captain were rushed to a nearby emergency room where they were treated with oxygen, heat blankets, and a pint of Ben and Jerry’s Rocky Road Ice Cream.
There is no word yet on their condition.
hahaha, this is hilarious :)
Seth Macfarlane: Paley center Family guy
I have this on DVD, I think I may upload it??
I’d love to watch it, if you could upload it :)
Where’s all the Seth fans at? I have no one to share my obsession with :/
You can share it with me if you like :)
Such a funny song and Seth is tap dancing. Is there anything he can’t do? Haha :-)
Every once in a while, I get a crazy idea in my head and feel like giving back – especially around the time of Christmas. However sporadic this may be, it is what it is and this is why I’ve come up with this. We wanted this, we needed this. Here you go.
Coming to an online store near you soon – the Seth MacFarlane calendar!
Even though I’m widely excited for this, sadly, it won’t be done for Christmas. But I hope to have it done soon. To those who’ve submitted quotes and photographs, you’ve been of big help. Thank you so, so much.
Now, the giving back. Whatever payment I’ll be getting from the calendars (I thought it was about 20%, but I’m not certain), I will be donating it for a full 100% to the “Heaven On Earth Society For Animals, home of Perry’s Place”.
This means I will be making zero profit from it, aside from the fact that animals can benefit from it and have a happy life. And really, isn’t this what Christmas is all about? Love thy neighbor and love other living creatures wandering upon this earth? I thought so.
I really hope the calendars will be a big success, because, really, the animals and Perry deserve no less. And really, you get to stare at Seth all year - win-win situation!
Anyways, thanks you guys <3
I definitely want to buy one when it’s available!
And yet we still watch all three…
..and yet to me, American Dad and Family Guy are quite different. (haven’t watched Cleveland)
this is a .223 caliber assault rifle, the kind of gun that was used to murder 18+ young children today
for reasons that literally no one is actually able to convincingly articulate, this is a legal gun in the united states
I’m logging off now. I need to go punch a wall.
these are one of those days that I’m extra thankful I don’t live in the united states..
All these people insulting and hating on other people on Tumblr makes me dislike this site so much.
Maybe I should just leave.